fathergoodman

you ever think someone’s flirting with you but realise you just have a lack of human interaction 

fathergoodman

i think my problem is that when reading a book with y/n i read it as yesno

mariahillswife

this message may be offensive
fucking emojis hate me on here
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mariahillswife

after u said that the last time i started doing that too by accident and now i can’t stop ‍♀️
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fathergoodman

remember when i decided it would be a good idea to post a new book when i haven’t updated my other one in months  

deadpoolskatanas

No clue why that last emoji is there 
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fathergoodman

thank you for 10,000 reads <3 at least 3 more then i deserve xxx 

mariahillswife

Xjsjxjjdjdj NO U DESERVE ALL THE VIEWS IN THE WORLD 
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