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Am I bad person for not updating my stories for literal weeks? Perhaps. BUT I JUST GOT A LIL BETTER BECAUSE I UPDATED YAHOOOOO

im literally fucking back BITCHES

Are you the almighty Coochie Crusher?
          The one I've heard tales of around my village?

@Aye_Iz_Ya_Boi *CRUNCH* uwu ur coochie is no longer a thing

Why don’t you have more followers? Your book is amazing!