fbisarrests

* ⠀ ⠀should ⠀i  ⠀ make ⠀ his ⠀ mbs??

sssspareee

/ *   okay ,  he’s  hawt

fbisarrests

* ⠀  charles ⠀  melton ⠀  is ⠀  a ⠀  god.
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ladiesliberty

i    gotta    admit    you’re    kind    of    attractive.

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@bordeauxlips
            
            go ⠀torment ⠀sam ⠀or ⠀something!
            not ⠀me.
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ladiesliberty

@fbisarrests        ,,        because    it’s    so    much    fun!       it’s    not    as    if    i    don’t    like    you.      you’re    just    easy    to    poke    fun    at,      and    i    needed    someone    new    to    tease    after    i    decided    to    stop    calling    eliott    giant    all    the    time.
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fbisarrests

@bordeauxlips
            
            which ⠀  still ⠀  stands! ⠀  you’re
            always ⠀  mean ⠀  to ⠀  me!
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hacktingzz

you’re terrifying — you scare me more than the bad guys do .

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@hacktingzz
            
            i ⠀  -⠀  i ⠀  don’t ⠀  get ⠀  if
            it’s ⠀  supposed ⠀  to ⠀  be
            a ⠀  compliment ⠀  or ⠀  an
            insult ⠀  but, ⠀  thanks??
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skiescrapers

okay  ,   i   have   TWO   car  choices .  one ,  a VERY ..  VERY  expensive  car ..  or  TWO ,  a  very  EXPENSIVE  car   but   nobody  would  care  if  it  goes  missing —  or ,  something .

skiescrapers

OKAY!   then ..  COME  CLOSER.
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skiescrapers

..  you’re  the  STUPID   one  here!   i’ll  kick  you  in  the  face!
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empirebuildings

why did they let someone like YOU be on the team ? heck , maybe / i / should’ve taken your spot .

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@empirebuildings
            
            gee ⠀  , ⠀  i  ⠀  don’t ⠀  know ⠀  ??
             ⠀  maybe ⠀  because ⠀  i’m 
            better ⠀  than ⠀  you ⠀  ??
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fbisarrests

* ⠀ ⠀i ⠀ ⠀hope ⠀ ⠀i’m ⠀ ⠀portraying ⠀ ⠀him ⠀ ⠀well ⠀ ⠀: ) ⠀ ⠀pls ⠀ ⠀cb ⠀ ⠀for ⠀ ⠀one ⠀ ⠀liners ⠀ ⠀and ⠀ ⠀specify ⠀ ⠀!!

ladiesliberty

/       @fbisarrests       um    um    um    maybe    something    annoyed
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shuarot

/        violet  really  has  no  business  being  rude  so  i  apologize  on  her  behalf  (‘:  give  me  something  hella  concerned  s’il  vous  plaît!
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skiescrapers

/  i  love  him uwu  and  give me some uHhHh uuuuuhhh   uUuUuuhHh something with acTION 
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shesleader

MR. SCOTT ,  i hope you don’t miss out on training today . 

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@shesleader
            
            yeah, ⠀  but ⠀  -⠀  fair ⠀  point,
            actually . . .
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shesleader

and i  HATE that drunken agent we have , but we STILL WORK TOGETHER !
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finfuneral

hm , a bad boy , huh ? why didn't you just join us then ? 

fbisarrests

‪⠀ ⠀‬@finfuneral
            
            ‪⠀ ⠀‬. . . ‪⠀ ⠀‬damn ‪⠀ ⠀‬, ‪⠀ ⠀‬that’d
            take ‪⠀ ⠀‬forever ‪⠀ ⠀‬!!
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finfuneral

i kinda figured but still . imagine getting it out of your gelled hair . 
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fbisarrests

‪⠀ ⠀‬@finfuneral
            
            ‪⠀ ⠀‬no ‪⠀ ⠀‬. . . ‪⠀ ⠀‬it ‪⠀ ⠀‬was ‪⠀ ⠀‬sarcasm ‪⠀ ⠀‬
            ‪⠀ ⠀‬.
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notsodumb

hey man!  sorry your lighter got taken away, uh.. i mean, at least if wasn’t your phone, right?

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⠀ ⠀@notsodumb
            
            wait ⠀ ⠀-⠀ ⠀really ⠀ ⠀?? ⠀ ⠀looks
            ⠀ ⠀like ⠀ ⠀i ⠀ ⠀know ⠀ ⠀what
            I’m ⠀ ⠀doing ⠀ ⠀tonight ⠀ ⠀.
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notsodumb

uh, no.. but they did take away my football — maybe because i broke a lamp, but.. i think they keep the stuff in agent sherlock’s office.. i mean, nobody goes there.. so why not?
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fbisarrests

⠀ ⠀@notsodumb
            
            ⠀ ⠀you ⠀ ⠀aren’t ⠀ ⠀completely
            wrong ⠀ ⠀. . . ⠀ ⠀did ⠀ ⠀they
            ⠀ ⠀take ⠀ ⠀a ⠀ ⠀lighter ⠀ ⠀off
            you ⠀ ⠀??
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