I just got arrested for stealing 2 dragon fruits and eating them with a stray cat who robbed 5 old men who robbed 2 cats, one of the cats was the cat who robbed the man that robbed the cat. The other cat robbed my banana from the fourth man who robbed my banana to begin with. The other men are innocent, besides another that stole a singular grape. HOW DO I ESCAPE BRO GELP-