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All I wanted this morning was a toasted bagel. I open the cabinet to grab the toaster and what's that on it? Oh its only the scum of this earth, spiders. A big-ass spider was just chillin' on my toaster like "hey you gonna use this?" Um Ye. You demon fuck get away from my damn toaster! Then Mr spider thinks "hey you know what'd be funny? If I went inside her toaster!" Then the little fucker with its thin legs and its grossness went inside my toaster. What a day.