Earwyn

Forgot this was real

HELLO???

It finally happened, someone wrote about me getting raw dogged by my favorite CC I can’t do this anymore 

Please stop pissing in bottles and leaving those bottles in the theater, thanks
          -Management 

Military wives want me, marines fear me. Recently I’ve been trying to figure out when it’s my turn to be happy 

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Just got diagnosed with BFDD (Big Fat Dick Disease) it’s fatal :(

Can’t go into politics cause what if some alt kid writes about me getting ass fucked? I would probably go their house and kill them myself 

Please join my discord server I am so lonely I swear I’m kinda funny 

Women want me, fish fear me. Recently I’ve been putting a lot of energy into not becoming a serial killer.