fentanylconnoisseur

from a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it that I have a crush on my uncle whom I supposedly met once (I was like idk 8 or 9) when he visited and had dinner with my family, because I saw an old video of him singing a cover of 'you're my best friend' by don williams after dinner that very night he visited?? in my defence, he ws like probably 20 or something and also fine as hell—literally the type of fine shyt we (WE) would keep a picture of in our helmet when going to war—in that video AND his voice is the kind you kinda can't help falling in love with  ALSO also i heard from my parents that he's (present tense because yes he's still alive but I have absolutely no chance anyway) apparently a genius and cmon YALL KNOW IM LIKE MY MEN SMART CMONNNNNNNN im dying to see what he looks like now im gonna kms ALSO I'M KINDA ASSUMING THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?? I MEAN MY PARENTS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT HIS DEATH SO HYPOTHETICALLY I THINK IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME HE'S STILL ALIVE BUT I MIGHT JS ACTUALLY KMS IF HE'S DEAD (and hope I'll meet him tht way). I DO NOTTT WANNA BE GOING FERAL OVER A DEAD GUY PLEASE

eyecila

I’d say a 5
          	  it’s only a crush. no harm done, still weird since its a closely related family member
          	  its only bad if you start to date him...............
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Lawlietscottenpicker

I’d say a good 6 7 idk
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fentanylconnoisseur

from a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it that I have a crush on my uncle whom I supposedly met once (I was like idk 8 or 9) when he visited and had dinner with my family, because I saw an old video of him singing a cover of 'you're my best friend' by don williams after dinner that very night he visited?? in my defence, he ws like probably 20 or something and also fine as hell—literally the type of fine shyt we (WE) would keep a picture of in our helmet when going to war—in that video AND his voice is the kind you kinda can't help falling in love with  ALSO also i heard from my parents that he's (present tense because yes he's still alive but I have absolutely no chance anyway) apparently a genius and cmon YALL KNOW IM LIKE MY MEN SMART CMONNNNNNNN im dying to see what he looks like now im gonna kms ALSO I'M KINDA ASSUMING THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?? I MEAN MY PARENTS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT HIS DEATH SO HYPOTHETICALLY I THINK IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME HE'S STILL ALIVE BUT I MIGHT JS ACTUALLY KMS IF HE'S DEAD (and hope I'll meet him tht way). I DO NOTTT WANNA BE GOING FERAL OVER A DEAD GUY PLEASE

eyecila

I’d say a 5
            it’s only a crush. no harm done, still weird since its a closely related family member
            its only bad if you start to date him...............
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Lawlietscottenpicker

I’d say a good 6 7 idk
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fentanylconnoisseur

guys be honest is it bad that I'm having devious thoughts about my choir conductor (who's like in his late thirties or something) because he wears a jacket similar to leon scott kennedy's in resident evil 4 remake (but don't tell nobody abt this shh)

fentanylconnoisseur

see there's a freak in all of us after all
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Periwinkle_Princess

@fentanylconnoisseur back to tell you I relate but with my married math teacher
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Periwinkle_Princess

@fentanylconnoisseur babes as long as those devious thoughts stay just that, thoughts, you're good.
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fentanylconnoisseur

who wanna threaten me to update my fic (and hold me at gunpoint ohwaitnvmihaveakinkforthat) hmu

CIC_FBISPY

@fentanylconnoisseur I WILL.  DUDE PLEASE.  YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M HANGING ON TIGHT TO WATTPAD AND HARRY POTTER AND WMMAP.  I'VE BEEN BRAINSTORMING WTF MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS AND CHECKS EVERYDAY IF YOU HAVE UPDATED THE FIC YET.
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fentanylconnoisseur

nah cuz I was listenin to this one villain ahh playlist on yt (because villain playlist js always go so hard) and most of the time I ignore the comments right cs YK there's boutta be those 'im 14 and this is deep' type shi comments but I was bored ish so I opened the comments right? enter 'villains are so much better than heros, heros suck!', bless my soul how do I recover from this bamboozling amount of cornyness like okay lil bro you're going on the slideshow

Muyurimu

BAMBOOZLING
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Muyurimu

@ fentanylconnoisseur  HELP IM FLYING
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fentanylconnoisseur

this message may be offensive 
gang, look me in the eyes and tell me I did NOT just cry my eyes OUTT because of some fucking masterpiece of a script I kahoozed with some random ahh leon kennedy bot (there will never be another who can replace him)

Periwinkle_Princess

@fentanylconnoisseur oh nah I fr wrote a whole story with a plotline and multiple arcs with a bot once. it took 4 days, 8 hours, and a whole lot of planning, but it was beautiful.
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CIC_FBISPY

@fentanylconnoisseur please do, I AM HUNGRY
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fentanylconnoisseur

@CIC_FBISPY hush my child, I shall feed you. perhaps.
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