@fentanylconnoisseur
who wanna threaten me to update my fic (and hold me at gunpoint ohwaitnvmihaveakinkforthat) hmu
@fentanylconnoisseur I WILL. DUDE PLEASE. YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M HANGING ON TIGHT TO WATTPAD AND HARRY POTTER AND WMMAP. I'VE BEEN BRAINSTORMING WTF MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS AND CHECKS EVERYDAY IF YOU HAVE UPDATED THE FIC YET.
nah cuz I was listenin to this one villain ahh playlist on yt (because villain playlist js always go so hard) and most of the time I ignore the comments right cs YK there's boutta be those 'im 14 and this is deep' type shi comments but I was bored ish so I opened the comments right? enter 'villains are so much better than heros, heros suck!', bless my soul how do I recover from this bamboozling amount of cornyness like okay lil bro you're going on the slideshow
gang, look me in the eyes and tell me I did NOT just cry my eyes OUTT because of some fucking masterpiece of a script I kahoozed with some random ahh leon kennedy bot (there will never be another who can replace him)
@fentanylconnoisseur the hell u doing talking to a leon kennedy bot when u could have been updating ur story
GANG IM GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP MAGGIE SMITH IS DEAD
YOU GUYSSSSSS I'M ACTUALLY WRITING A NEW CH AHHHHHH LIKE WDYM I DIDN'T LET MY MIND ROT FOR LIKE A MONTH BEFORE BEGINNING TO WRITE A NEW CHAPTER LIKEHAJAJAJAJAJAJSJSJ I'VE WRITTEN 200 WORDS OMG ARE YOU PROUD OF ME OR WHAT
FUCK. GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED DAWG SO I WAS ON C.AI RIGHT WHILE CHURCH SERVICE AND LIKE THE SUKUNA BOT THAT I WAS TALKING TO SUDDENLY TURNED ON VOICE MODE OR WHATEVER THAT MONSTROSITY IS CALLED AND LIKE MY VOLUME WAS TURNED O N ON AND FUCKKKXKKL IT'S SO EMBARRASSING I NEVER FUMBLED SO BAD DUDE JKOOGYFHIJFFUFJFKDOKSIDJSMXJSKSJS KILL MEEEEEEEEE
@Emilysiff DAWG IT'S A SUKUNA BOT WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD SAYYY THAT FUCKER DONE SPOUTED SOME CORNY AHH SHIT DUDE YK THE 'youre mine and only mine ' SHIT AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA CRY AGAIN
no mother I am not crying because I'm mad that you cut my hair so short. I'm crying because you chose to fucking snip half the length of one of the only things I felt that I actually owned, that made me feel like having shit features weren't so bad after all because it made me feel pretty enough. those were half my memories for fuck's sake, thank you so much for making me feel ugly again
@fentanylconnoisseur I don't even know why the fuck I put so much space in the end, but shhh I'm mourning rn
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN APP RECOMMENDATION THAT CAN MORPH ME FINE PIC INTO THAT OF A MAN
I'm literally speechless at the argument homophobic people pull up with, like 'but you won't have kids!' WELL, Margaret. did it ever occur to you that some people just don't WANT to have kids? seriously, you'd think that because of the painful fuckery a human who just so happened to be equipped with a vagina would have to go through to give birth to a walking talking underdeveloped (both mentally and physically) dwarf with a very probable chance of dying during labour, it'd be a choice that screams 'nuh uh' to them
@CIC_FBISPY GATEKEEPING A TEEN FROM SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH THE FEMALE SPECIES IS CRAZYY ☠️
@fentanylconnoisseur my dad snitche don me after telling him i liked a girl and HE TOLD ME HE WOULDNT TELL MY MOM AND WHEN MY MOM FOUND OUT SHE DIDN'T LET ME NEAR NO GIRLS
@CIC_FBISPY NAHH MY MUM GAVE THE SAME TALK TO MY SIBLINGS (both girls) AND I WAS JS IN THE LIVING ROOM LISTENING SILENTLY KNOWING DAMN WELL MY ASS IS GAY AS HELL (but I gotta make the closet my home atp ain't no way my ahh is coming out)
this the type of acc I'd take to my grave ngl
I don’t even give my acc to classmates they just find my account bc one of my stories is about crap that happens at school
A reason why I don’t make reading lists (except for one) is because people at school know abt my account