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Hey you, person!
          
          Read all of it, I mean it!
          
          If you were murdered, I wouldn't be at your funeral-- I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together.
          
          We die together.
          
          Send this to all the people you care about; including me.
          
          If I get this back, thank you!
          
          After you've read the letter, send this to 15 people; including me.