ferretgump
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sick of being a comedic genius. will now unapologetically be a boring middle aged dad on main
urmomsaggytits
hello :c
ferretgump
sick of being a comedic genius. will now unapologetically be a boring middle aged dad on main
ferretgump
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fuck it idc. happy birthday to freddie mercury :)
HappyGuineaPigs12
Does anyone else get triggered by people not using commas properly? No? Just me?
ferretgump
@HappyGuineaPigs12 ohh you meant in a story,, yeah in that case i’m closing the book lmao
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HappyGuineaPigs12
@ferretgump Ik, but when its actually quite a good story but the SPaG is terrible, it makes me want to cry
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ferretgump
if a worm gives a blowjob isn’t that penetration
ferretgump
saw someone say ur ships are likely a person u see urself in + a person ur attracted to,, and i haven’t been the same since
_You_Know_Poo_
I got scared by ur prf and came to say how horrifying it is but then I saw ur bio and man, same
ferretgump
@_You_Know_Poo_ thank you,, also my pfp is not an infected eye if that makes it less horrifying
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ferretgump
my birthday but i give everyone else a gift by committing suicide
ferretgump
wdym ignoring my own existence isn’t a healthy coping mechanism