ferretgump

sick of being a comedic genius. will now unapologetically be a boring middle aged dad on main

ferretgump

tin nhắn này có thể mang tính công kích
fuck it idc. happy birthday to freddie mercury :)

ferretgump

@Aleepxtrsn ayee i see what you did there
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HappyGuineaPigs12

Does anyone else get triggered by people not using commas properly? No? Just me?

ferretgump

@HappyGuineaPigs12 ohh you meant in a story,, yeah in that case i’m closing the book lmao
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HappyGuineaPigs12

@ferretgump Ik, but when its actually quite a good story but the SPaG is terrible, it makes me want to cry
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ferretgump

if a worm gives a blowjob isn’t that penetration

Apax_2005

@ferretgump no no no let the sinful thoughts out its healthy 
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ferretgump

okay maybe sentences like this should stay in my head
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ferretgump

saw someone say ur ships are likely a person u see urself in + a person ur attracted to,, and i haven’t been the same since 

Clintslefthearingaid

@ferretgump Is this why I ship everbody with their best friends
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_You_Know_Poo_

I got scared by ur prf and came to say how horrifying it is but then I saw ur bio and man,  same

_You_Know_Poo_

@ferretgump I realised that it's a cute animal uwu
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ferretgump

@_You_Know_Poo_ thank you,, also my pfp is not an infected eye if that makes it less horrifying 
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