attention citizens
i am currently writing the next chapter RIGHT NOW.
yesterday i was fighting for my life against whatever dramatic illness possessed my body. i sneezed so hard i think i temporarily left my physical form.
but today we are BACK.
by “back” i mean i’ve written three paragraphs, stared at the wall for twenty minutes, opened the fridge five times for emotional support, and somehow ended up watching a raccoon steal cat food on tiktok.
the chapter is being cooked as we speak though. unfortunately so is my brain.
if the pacing suddenly becomes insane halfway through, mind your business. i am surviving purely on medicine, iced coffee, and the power of delusion.
ANYWAYS GET READY‼️ the next chapter is coming soon unless i spontaneously evaporate again.
thank you for waiting quietly like a potato with no enemies.