Hello! I'm Fictionade.  My account was hacked and my quippy introduction was deleted, which means, unfortunately, you're just stuck with this until I sit down and write something new. 

I'm an inspiring author with no experience, no motivation, and overpowering procrastination. If by chance you actually like something that I've written, which is doubtful because 1) it's trash and  2) it's nonexistent, don't hold your breath for the next chapter. 

...I'm never gonna come back and change this, am I?