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Bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?? 
          
          
          Idk bro u asked for dark humor and I wanted brownie points ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hiya when do you think you'll next update your PJO fanfic? 

Will you be continued to the A Spider's Trouble story any time soon it's really good and heart worming story.

thy dark humor prob :)
          
          
          
          
          
          you kill time to have times kids kill you for killing time bc ur bored:| :D

I'm sick, which sounds bad, but it means that I don't have school so *unnecessary drumroll* I WILL BE UPDATING MAH FANFICS MORE!
          
          This includes the pjo/avengers one, but Im not sure where to go with the plot so it'll prolly be various jokes, references and fluff tied together to make a chapter
          
          Also, not that anyone's gonna bother, but if anyone has one shots they want then write them down, take a picture, burn your phone, send me the cremated remains and I'll write it as soon as I can (or you could be boring and DM me or something) That being said, I can't do some becos I seen a huge amount of popular shows.
          
          Stay in droogs, don't do school kids, drink water, and don't die of the cold that is plaguing Britain rn
          
          Byeee

Here have sum dark humor - why’d the kid cross the road?

your actually underrated af

How is everyone at this fine hour of *checks time* 1:27am? Everyone had something to eat today? A glass of waters good for you too! And coffee obviously counts because there's loads of water in coffee.

ITS PRIDE MONTH MAH QUEER AND ALLIED BIATCHES!!!
          
          It's a time for celebration, queerness, and annoying homophobes! Except not that last one because we must be the bigger people (Unless you accidentally trip and end up being brilliantly and sarcasticly DESTROYING them verbally- completely accidentally of course.)
          
          P.S dunno if anyone needs to see this but it's ok to not come out to people if you don't want to

Hey you said in your profile something about dark humor
          So #1 My Grandfather once told me about how he fought bravely in World War II, so I asked him how many years he served for the U.S.
          He replied "Nein."
           #2 My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away
          He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
           #3 my niece once asked what dark humor is I told her you see that man with no arms ask him to clap 
          She goes but I'm blind and I said oh never mind all humor is dark humor to you