The Lizard of The West

Hey! Check out my new book maybe? It would mean a lot xx
          It's a bxb called Let's Play Pretend
          Have a good rest of the day/night <3

So guys I got logged out of my wattpad and now I’m on my first account and I’m currently trying to get logged back on

why is no one talking about girl in red’s new song though

My WiFi is acting up so I’m sorry if I disappear for a few days. Thanks!

So I have ao3 now...well, I don’t have an account I just use it. And because I can’t figure out how to sign up.

If you were wondering if you can copy and paste entire wattpad books, the answer is no

So we’ve been dating since last summer but I just found out that my girlfriend  had to get her nose bone removed (I think)  because she stuffed a battery up her nose when she was a toddler

I HAVE A NEW BIO NOW

Ok, guys, I have something to say. I think I’m genderqueer. I’m not changing my tumblr username because ultragenderqueersaur sounds awful.

Maybe cishet men don’t find women funny because their sense of humor is literally just full of racism and misogyny so when a woman makes a genuinely funny joke they don’t find it humorous because nobody’s getting put down or discriminated against.