I make stories about my life.
No h8 plz.
Get between me and the bae @Samanthaalexiou, I break your face.
10.27.13 <333three33
If you take me seriously, you have issues
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I once at a ghost pepper and an hour later had raging shits.
It smelled like regret
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Hobbies include
Djing, producing, and cLAPPING THAT BOOTY
Daft Punk is life, so is Pizza, Waffles, Fried Chicken, and Samantha Alexiou <3-<3 #Twerk4Jesus
Samantha Alexiou Rates this bio -12345/10 :'( Like if you cry everytime
9/9/14 The Snuggie is officially dead.
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