Fig

Hi
          
          I’m moving all of my published fics to AO3. I like the tagging system and I assume others do too. I’ll be moving the published chapters of my PJO oneshots, marauders oneshots. I will no longer publish new works here, but everything can be found under the ao3 username Fignewton32. 
          
          Bye!

Fuck. Me.

I SPILLED ICED TEA ON MY LAPTOP NOW THE BACKSPACE KEY SUCKS

Just did a bad thing
          I regret the thing I did
          And you're wondering what it is
          I'll tell you what I did
          I did a bad thing
          
          I stabbed myself on a doorknob

Am I a lady, or am I a rat?
          If I'm a rat, I'm a ladylike rat.
          
          Am I a rat, or am I a lady?
          If I'm a lady, I'm a rat of a lady.

Someone needs to tell my sister that if she's gonna get up for a snack at midnight that she needs to tiptoe. Her fucking stomp stomp shuffle stomp stomp shuffle woke me up.

Gay

I'm not tired... at all... i'm gonna kill god

Death

I need food but I'm too lazy to get up