The name's Bond.

James Bond.



jk, jk. The name's Olga, I'm a 14 year old girl, and no, I'm not a psychopath. I'm a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research. *wink wink*

I draw more than I write, so I don't know what I'm doing on wattpad of all places, but I suppose I'm here because I was dragged here by my weird ass friends. 

Fair warning: I really, really doubt that I'll be posting anything on this account at all, and if, by some ridiculously small chance, you do see me post something it's either because a) I was forced at gunpoint and you should probably call the police or b) the apocalypse is coming. There are no other explanations, really. But I digress.

I should probably stop now for fear of saying something that I completely shouldn't (this bio is a train wreck already anyway), so I think I'll just leave this here.


Bond OUT. *dramatically whips off sunglasses and rides off into the horizon*