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reading the details of the iran deal and giggling to myself

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not even in vietnam did the yanks get dogwalked this badly. iran have entirely set the terms of debate with no compromise it's insane
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i always used to think that mark hamill was gay lmao

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this is why despite my love for the expanded universe (and the thrawn trilogy esp) i'm actually kind of glad mara jade isn't a canon character anymore lol i never really bought her relationship with luke and i think throwing him into a chemistry-less heterosexual romance was the most boring thing that could've been done with his character. the last jedi will always clear
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i mean hamill may not be gay but luke skywalker definitely is. do i even need to say the line about the chanel boots
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i know that the general consensus on aotc is that it's absolute unwatchable dogshit and i do largely agree even through my blinkered nostalgia (the anakin and padme subplot is genuinely abysmal), but i will say i do have a fondness for the obi wan stuff in that movie

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people's wires get crossed a lot when it comes to their memories of boris johnson's downfall. like it wasn't partygate that did him in (though it certainly contributed), it was the chris pincher scandal

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been thinking about this lately because it's amusing to recall how quickly and swiftly the tories moved to julius caesar him after the pincher scandal happened. contrast this with labour's inept flailing in response to the mandelson scandal + the local elections. they can't even do regicide right
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my nostalgic fondness for resident evil 6 quickly evaporating the minute i try to play any campaign that isn't leon's

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there are moments in resi 6 where i'm like 'hehe silly. villain just turned into a flesh transformer. yeah the combat is janky but who cares it's funny it's camp' and then there are moments where i'm like 'it's not hard to see why this game nearly killed the franchise'
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tapped out of the chris campaign after like an hour, utterly inane gameplay and dogshit combat
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i'm not big on resi 7 because i have bad taste and i actually like the ridiculous action movie campiness of some of the earlier games, but at the same time i can understand objectively why people love it so much – it was a fresh start that ditched the continuity, actually refocused on horror, and felt like a soft reboot of the entire franchise. just saying that people need to keep this in mind before reflexively whinging about the trailer for the cregger movie

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i don't know man. i just can't take the thought of every franchise movie being alien romulus, over and over, forever and anon
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'where's leon? where's wesker??' do you want a resident evil film adaptation to just be your favourite characters showing up and doing some cool epic action moves over and over devoid of context or quality? or do you want an actually good horror movie?
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i replayed resident evil 6 for the first time in ages recently. i had completely forgotten about the villain turning into some fuckass goofy looking centaur monster with a gun head right at the end and i promptly started howling with laughter

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HOW COULD MY FAMILY ABANDON MEEEEE
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god i fucking love old resi stuff sorry. it's pure distilled camp
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i like how my tomodachi life miis have just been naturally converging towards my actual oc dynamics

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monody is bffs with everybody
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jester thinks that he and orion are best bros forever but orion can only barely tolerate jester
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