yourelosingme-

finn the window’s open in our room and i keep hearing a bird out the window chirping loudly

finnscell-

@verpaige i think we should take away your phone at night so you actually sleep
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yourelosingme-

you’re lucky you didn’t get the bed next to the window
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yourelosingme-

wait maybe just tell her

finnscell-

not a very funny one -sobbing- @verpaige
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yourelosingme-

no, tell her you spilt grape juice

yourelosingme-

@finnscell- i’m literally a living and walking comedy legend and nobody can deny it.
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finnscell-

@verpaige very very debatable
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yourelosingme-

so what ya gonna tell mom when she gets home from her work vacation and finds her tub stained purple

yourelosingme-

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@finnscell- well shit
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