A guy asked me where the heck I make all my money when I don't do anything except read all day. ( I do have a full time job I just don't do anything, except wait and get up to do something for about 60 seconds once every hour or so) I told him ( because I'm a blonde) that I have a rare deformity in which my hair is fused with an essence of gold. So every now and and again I cut off a chunk of it, melt it down, and sell it on the black market... by the time I was done with my fib and subsiding all his objects , his mouth wins in a big O. At that point I couldn't hold the laugh back. It was so funny, sorry I had to share.