"Hi."
Um, no. So cliche. Try again.
"Ok, um..."
Really?! Way too awkward. Start over.
"HELLO WORLD NICE TO MEET Y'ALL-"
Oh, hell no. Seriously, it just screams "hi, I'm an antisocial introvert who hasn't talked to a human being in the flesh properly since last March." Which is not true, which is why we are not doing that.
"Hello, humans of the internet! Welcome to-"
What are you? A robot?! *eye roll* *exaggerated sigh* Try again.
"Hello, my name is nova and I have loved writing since-"
Cliche, cliche, cliche. You sound like a crazy 50 year old woman having a flashback.
"Fine.
hI i'M nOvA aNd I'm PaRtIaLlY iNsA-"
Nononono. Not happening. Let ME do the intro.
"NO. I AM A PERFECTLY CAPABLE PERSON-"
Yeah, no. You proved that you aren't when you literally failed to introduce yourself properly like 6 times.
"NO GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE I PROMISE I'LL GET IT RIGHT THIS TI-"
Yeah, we should probably stop here before it gets too messy...
So anyway, my name is nova and I attempt to write books.
Huh. Probably should have done that the first time...
Anyway, some stuff about me ig:
• they/them
• enfp, aka "sensitive bitch"
• proud south asian 🇮🇳
• proud enby demiace lesbian 🏳️🌈
• recently returned my books and paid off my $30 library fees
• certified attention whore
• currently procrastinating by updating this bio
• at any point in time I am either having an identity crisis, gender crisis, existential crisis, or all 3 at once
• artistic(ish)
• part-time hopeless romantic
• ex-gifted kid
• my sleep schedule isn't fucked up - it just doesn't exist in the first place
• chaotic. academia. that's it that's the bullet point
• currently have superache on blast
shoutout to #knowmynamenovember (which I started but SHHHH) and #AllOurCrowns
- probably crying
- JoinedApril 28, 2019
- website: www.instagram.com/nova.writes.stuff
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Akira
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I used to be an ordinary village girl.
Mostly.
I'm only about 70% human, after all.
But that's not too import...
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