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BOLD OF YOU ASSUME THAT I WOULDNT DRAW A PROSTHETIC LEG FOR MY MODEL SIMPLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET THE LEG RIGHT!!!!!
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          Because i just did, And im not sorry.....¯\_(  ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)_/¯

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧
          
          I WISH YALL A HAPPY YEAR FULL OF GOOD NEWS!!!!!!
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          by the way, its the Persian new year!!!( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
          

Did i go to an amusement park today and ride games ive never had before???
          
          Hell yeah
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          Did i feel like i was about to throw my  guts out???
          
          Helll yeahh
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          Am i ready to repeat that again tomorrow?????
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          FUCK YEAH!!!

All hail to that one time i made my (male)cousin gay because:
          
          1. He had this friend(male) who called him all the time like, "good afternoon sleeping beauty what woke you up?? Aaah, of course mahdi called you" "why you leaving in the middle of lunch?? I dont care if mahdi called-" and much much more chances where he would leave in the middle of the heat at 3pm just to meet mahdi.
          
          2.and that one time i was watching insta with him and he chose the  "in a relationship" option.
          
          
          
          I shall never forget that period of time i saved him as "my gay cousin" in my phone.....( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)

(Part two)
          In another arc, i want peter to get kidnapped, and after tony gets there, the kidnapper, who somehow found out about tonys guilt, tells peter about may and how tony was the one who killed her. 
          "Thats not true, right mr.stark?"peter states confident, but it all vanishes when tony keeps quiet "right, mr.stark??" He asks again in a small voice, suddenly feeling like the past six months was a big lie....
          "Then... All that happend... The internship, wanting to adopt me, everything wAS IT ALL A LIE?? SOME KIND OF CHARITY WORK???" Peter now was screaming at the top of his lungs, tears threatening to fall.
          "No, no peter, youre really- i really- i mean-" tony didnt know what to do, everything hes done this past half a year were being crushed, all the time he had with the kid, the satisfaction he got when he saw the smile on the kids face, the times the kid would fall asleep on the couch or in the lab,now theyre all gone just like that...
          
          I want the moment of relief when fury finally decides to tell the avengers (+peter) what happened with agent parker, i want that moment tony finds out that all the comfort he got from hes friends werent some empty words, the moment peters finds out that tony really wasnt the reason hes only family member died. and i want that moment where rhodey is staring at tony dead in the eyes with that " i told you" look all over his face
          
          In short, i want a book

Ok, so i had this other idea. Its irondad/spiderson....
          (Part one)
          In this au, may is a shield agent who works undercover at a hydra base. A few thing happen and thanks to tonys mistake, mays cover is blown and she is tortured to death. Thanks to that tony drowns in more selfhate and guilt, now what tony doesnt know is that it wasnt his mistake, hell it wasnt event a mistake in the first place and it was all her plan.
          So while tony is hating every inch of himself for that nonexistent mistake, he feels even worst when he finds out that may had a nephew,whom she was raising alone. The guilt inside him makes him want to take responsibility, but how? He thinks about it for a while,after not reaching to any answer, he decides to discuss it with his partner, stephen strange(now i wouldve put pepper or steve, but its my favorite ship and i hate steve to no end, pepper is cool but i prefer stephenit
          
          "Why dont you.... I dunno, like take him under your wing....." Said strange, not knowing how to ease the love of his life, he doubted saying things like pay for his expenses till hes an adult or somthing would work with tony
          
          "You mean to adopt him?? " "NO NO, i mean i want children but i didnt mean this that way, what im saying is you could take care of him from afar, yk if hes in a hard place help him with what you can or whatever"
          
          Tony thought for a while "yeah, or maybe i can get him a job here. yk i heard hes really smart, hopefully enough to get an internship here" while stephen knew this wasnt a great idea he couldnt argue with tony, after all the shorter guy was doing it out of genuine care
          
          Long story short, peter became an intern at stark tower after on of those exams they did at school and got really close with tony and the rest of the avengers.
          

Now to add to my idea, imagine this scenario:(around six months after the adoption)
          
          The hero and a bunch of other heros were fighting other villains. they were almost done, just tying a three more and they are done. "Ahem" came an all too familiar voice, all the heros turned around to see the figure of the city's biggest enemy. All ready to fight except one, our kid hero(whom we'll call hiro to make difference), who was breaking in cold sweat under his mask. No one said anything until villain broke the silence 
          
          "so, today- tonight actually, i went to check on my grounded kid, only to find him gone" the heros were confused, 'what is he talking about?' 'Why is he telling US this kind of things?' 'He has a kid???' Were all the questions that the heros were thinking of. 
          
          "At first i freaked out, but the badly shaped blanket under the real blanket told me he sneaked out"
          "What is your evil pla-"tried to say a hero before getting interrupted by the villain
          "Shushhh, im not done talking yet, anygays, i more than likely wouldve preferred it if my son sneaked out to go partying in stead of whatever hes doing here...."
          Everyone was stunned, the heros and the villains that had woken up by that time.... Who the hell is he talking about??
          
          The villain continued without caring about the stares he was getting "i think i didnt make it clear the first time, but when you are grounded, kid, hiro is also grounded. Now since its already midnight and a schoolday, ill finish this one-sided conversation to take my kid to bed."
          The villain took away as everyone else were frozen from shock, they only got back to their senses when another 'ahem' came from the villain, wordlessly calling hiro to follow him.
          
          
          
          Now thats the idea that been dancing in my head for the past three days....
          Hope the others like it like i do...¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Ok so i had this lil idea that i thought was kind of cool(or funny idk┐(￣-￣)┌)
          
          
          So like imagine A father/son duo (it can be mother/son, mother/daughter or father/daughter doesnt really matter i just like the first one more)where the father is the citys biggest villain and the son is the hero.
          
          Now this might not be such cool thing but imagine, the villain adopted the hero AFTER finding out his identity.
          Like they were having another everyday fight, when the villain knocks the hero out and bring his mask up slightly to see if he was alive, and sees big fresh bruises on hes face that are barely oneday old, and hes sure he didnt make them now he wouldn't have cared if the hero didnt look like he was twelve....
          
          Anyways, long story short the villan found out about the hero, hhis abusive parent and handled them legally(lawyers and all) and adopted the hero. 
          
          Now i know they are on different sides and all, but the villain's purpose is not defeating the hero, its taking over the city (yk, the usual stuff) so they made a promise the villain doesnt go near the heros patrolling area and the hero doesnt try to defeat the villain, and its totally fine after all the city is full of other heros and villains
          
          
          I know its just so little( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me :*gets really shocked by something* OH MY GOO-
          My brain: say goose say goose
          Me: GOOSENESS
          
          
          
          I FEEL LIKE NILL IS THE ONLY ONE WHOLL GET THAT JOKE
          بچ تقصیر من نیست، ساعت چهاره، مغزم قفله

So.....
          
          I want to start reading one tell me which one is better or/and i should start with...
          
          
          
          Percy Jackson 
          
          Or
          
          Harry Potter