oh hey! i'm a big stinky corn dog man coming to a town near you- and i'm gay! well, bisexual anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i LOVE cats and gore is mm 👌. big horror movie fan here by the way, and i hate capitalizing sentences for some reason. i'm an annoying mistake, too, believe it or not.  life sucks as well, i mean, it sticks its dirty dick up your ass repeatedly and then you die so- i'm getting off track here whoops. i also have a lovely girlfriend!! so, you know, very taken. anyways, i hope you enjoy the stories i'm probably never gonna write, and heads up i'm a big enemy shipper too lol. why are you still reading this?
















cheeze it grooves!