froggiesintrenchcoat

Obligatory ‘I deleted this app and will delete it again so I’m sorry’; for the record, of anyone is unsatisfied/inspired by my books, feel free to nab those ideas! I won’t be using them, lol. 

Hey, does anyone have any suggestions for my page? (I’m gonna take a wild guess and say most of you want updates.)

i want to be a MYSTERIOUS OBSCURE CRYPTID in the woods but NO i HAVE to be this sack of funky flesh with a weird haircut...like please, no, let me Lurk, Hunker, and Creep, please and thank-you

I’m writing another new book. Yup. You guys gonna hate me. But it’s called ‘Birds of a Feather’, and it’s a Sam Wilson x Riley pairing. I have big plans for it, but as I’ve shown in the past, it’ll probably fail. But that’s just me being pessimistic. If you wanna read it, please do!

HITTING MAJOR ISSUES WITH A LOT OF STUFF (plus the whole COVID-19 thing is taking a toll on my mental health), so again, my books are probably goanna be put on hold. Yup, I know that everyone has books other than mine in their libraries, but I’ll still say that I’m horribly sorry and wish I was up to it. In the meantime, I might write some cute gay shit. Hope you enjoy. 

Be the change you want in the world...and goddamn if that change is writing Draco Malfoy x Male OC, be that change!!! On a completely different note, does anyone have any of that stuff? Or know of any. Please. 

I AM EDITING CHAPTERS SO I CAN REWRITE THE AUTUMN SOLDIER CHARACTER. Please don’t be mad lol. 

Yo I’m probably goanna edit the first few chapters of the first book in Parkour bc they suck ass so if you get notifications from that...ignore, I guess? 

Anyone else watch Survivorman as a kid and saw that barefoot guy with the stringy hair and bandana as a hero? Wanted to be like him? Yeah, we’ll...*props scarred feet on table and leans back* it’s probably not the best idea to try and go around without shoes for a good half of your life. Just say’n. 

Did I once try piercing my ear with a sharpened candy cane? Yes. Did it work/was it a good idea? No. Will I inevitably do it again whilst bored in the future? Absolutely.