I am walking, breathing, and sexy trash.

I keep freaking sneezing into my phone speaker like no stop.

Ooh, Netflix is bae but me and bae are on a break cause bae used up all my data and made my parents angry.

YouTube is ex bae, Spotify is my side chick. 

 #Gummysquad #HoneyBunheadass 


Don't mention the CAVS, I don't wanna hear about the CAVS.

Let me be a butthurt fan all I want.

But make sure to ask Lebron how it is in flopville. 


I'm done.

Are you butter, cause you're on a roll?

I don't wanna hear that, my early ancestors were Canadian so bye.

Don't talk to me, my great great great great grandma was an Indian princess so I'm Royal.