Spoof

If you're a person who wants a bit change in their life, now's your best chance to do it by reading my new, hiatus-worthy, book called, 'in the dark' that I just posted right now. It would be a big of a help. [insert smiley face].

I'm still wondering when I'll start posting messages in this board with sugarcoats. Never.

I really just hate idiots who like to ruin my perfect chances.

I keep deleting shit, hell, it can be a job now.