Flowey

u know somebodys rly salty when they hate on u bc of ur kins

kill me now

"You can't wake up, this is not a dream,
          You're part of a machine, you are not a human being,
          With your face all made up, living on a screen,
          Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline."

when you try to do some "good" and end up being pretty sure you just lost all your friends

And all the kids cried out
          "Please stop, you're scaring me!"
          I can't help this awful energy
          Goddamn right, you should be scared of me
          Who is in control?

when somebody tries to be offensive and u dont care at all

guess what

SCREAMS I JUST NEED A SLEEVELESS VEST AND BURNT ORANGE COLORED SHIRT FOR MY DIPPER COSPLAY
          not gonna have the hat, might see if i can find the journal online

my dad legit almost brought me to tears

kurloz: meulin
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) WHAT?
          kurloz: i have a joke for you
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) OK
          kurloz: .... shit 
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) WHAT?
          kurloz: dont
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) CAT
          kurloz: no
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) GOT
          kurloz: stop-
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) YOUR
          kurloz: meULIN 
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) TONGUE???
          kurloz: MEULIN FOR FUCKS SAKE  WHY
          meulin: (=^•ω•^=) HAHAHHAHA