*momentary break before reciting the drunk history of fall out boy*

It was the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he's like, "Yo, I know about music." and Patrick's like, "Yo, I know more about music." "That's impossible! Do you wanna start a band?" and Patrick's like, "Yeah that's cool." and he's like, "Yo, this is a bookstore not a music store!" ad then they meet at Patrick's house. 

Patrick's wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playing the drums for some fuckin' reason and Pete's there for some reason. They start playing music together. They're like, "Oh, let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands." It was like Green Day and fuckin' Misfits and fuckin' Ramones. 

Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo,we played all these bands, let's play some shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like, "Yo, that's dope, but we need a fucking drummer." Because Patrick's playing drums and he's a singer.

 Patrick's like,"Yo, I got a soul voice." And they're like, "Wait, how do you have a soul voice?" and he's like, "Yo, watch this: YEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeAAAAAaaaaAAAaaahhhh!" And they're like," Oh my god! That sounds like soul!" So they put it in a song and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIiiiIIIiiiIIIGHT?!" And then they're like, "Yo, that's fuckin' perfect, this is Fall Out Boy." 

*Person off camera* "Dude, you're dribbling on your shirt."

And they made records like...Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.

*Person off camera* "It's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend."

With your Ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like, "Yo what the fuuuck. Yo, this is gonna be fuckin' doooope!" So they made a record and it was called Take This To Your Grave.

And that's all I can put.