flawedassimilation

JUST RAN INTO ONE OF MY OLD STORIES ON MY OLD ACCOUNT IN SOMEONES READING LIST THAT WAS SUCH A JUMPSCARE

flawedassimilation

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everytime I want to eat something there's always something wrong with it
          
          oh, I wanna bake cookies? haha guess what THERES NO FUCKING EGGS
          oh, I want cereal? THERES NO FUCKING MILK
          oh I want some fucking peanut butter and crackers aka the simplest fucking thing ever OH GUESS FUCKING WHAT THERES ANTS NOW