Directioner Is Not On Fire

"Okay, painters, manage your time well and the judges can't wait to see you all at the elimination stage."
          Basically:
          Can't wait to get rid of all of you so the show is over and we can rest again.

Mom: *Makes fries*
          Me: *Runs to the fridge to get ketchup*
          Brother: *Is about to close the fridge*
          Me: *Stops him*
          Brother: There's no ketchup.
          Me: *Slowly makes the painful walk back to the table and wonders why life is so unfair*

Can you read my new book? 

Oh and it absolutely drives me nuts when I'm watching Food Network Star and the people cooking LICK THEIR FINGERS OR A SPOON, and I'm just here like WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH THAT FOOD AGAIN WITH SALIVA ON YOUR FINGERS AND FEED THAT TO THE JUDGES AND OTHER PEOPLE?
          It absolutely drives me insane to see that. It makes me reconsider going to restaurants because you never know. But then again, what kind of real Chef does that anyway?
          And, I mean, WHY DON'T THE MENTORS TELL THEM ANYTHING IF THEY SEE THEM LICKING THEIR FINGERS LIKE BRO THAT IS SO UNSANITARY AND WRONG IN SO MANY LEVELS I CAN'T EVEN.

So I'm watching Food Network Star and it's so funny because one of the chefs is like "I'm kinda scared of fryers" and another one, who is a Cowboy from the South, is like "Oh really?" and the other guy is like "Of course, how often do you deep fry stuff?" And I was laughing so hard because the Cowboy was like "I FRY EVERYTHING!" LOL and it's true! We like to fry everything over here and the other guy sounded as if frying was something you don't do often and made it sound as if it was strange frying stuff. I'm like bro we fry ice cream and Nutella over here what are you even doing.

Um, so there's a storm going on right now and I am kind of scared. Yes, I am aware that storms happen, but I had never been in one. I live in the desert. Storms are just not supposed to happen in the desert. This just goes on to show how much we have messed up our planet and how serious global warming is.

Arigatō @awkwardlittlecupcake, you made my day today, un!!!! Gomen'nasi for bothering you in any way. I hope your having a nice day minna-san =^+^= If you don't mind would you give me your opinion on my book? You don't have to thought. Arigatō again for the votes and follow<3 Have a kawaii/sugoi(wow/awesome) day!!! Ja ne!!

Random event of the day: So I was reading this book and I was sneezing but I was so into the book that when someone told me "Bless you" I was like "Bless you" Instead of "thank you" and it was like??

I have published another book! :D I would love it if you checked it out and gave me some feedback on it! :))

@LoveMeSomeSalvatore Np and I will as soon as I can :)