jake

I apologize, but I won’t be writing anymore South Park fanfictions. I still LOVE South Park, but I’m not passionate about writing it anymore. :vv

Big surprise, I’m in trouble lmfao. That’s why I haven’t posted. My apologies! Please lmk what books you want me to write (any fandom, literally anything). I’ll try my best to work on them and keep in touch. 
          Happy early 4th of July!!
          P.s. I’m okayy (not dead) lollll

lolll check out my stary WIP, I need feedback 

 whats up gaaayyysss. its daddys() birthday todaaay LMFAO. yall should write me a silly fanfic c:<  id like thatat

Do another Stary fanfic if you get the chance :3

im not dead you guyyysss! i actually got off my ass and posted somethinggg dfghwiugh

 idk why wattpad wont let me keep my name as jake. floppycock is nice... but i like my name better

 sorry for the wait yalll, im still alive. jst posted the new chapter ‍♂️‍♂️

Question, why did you even get in trouble? 

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