"A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit." ~Richard Bach

"I'm a writer. Therefore.  I am not sane." ~ Edgar Poe

"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." ~Toni Morrison

"Substitute ' #!%&*'  every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."  ~Mark Twain

"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke." ~Carroll Bryant
 
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." ~Doug Larson