neana's gf ☼

*slithers into your room*
           the krusty krab pizza.
          
           *climbs into your bed*
           is the pizza.
          
           *strokes your face with a lettuce leaf*
           for you and me.

There's a limit I go to. If I get disrespected for caring; then I'm done caring. You brought it upon yourself if I stop caring. I try my hardest to help the people that need it. But when you disrespect me and say something like, "I've heard this all before." Then, I'm done.

if i cut off my foot and swing it at your head. would i be kicking you or hitting you.
          
           o.

I'm so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear, if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy, and you'll become so important and I'll put so much of my time and effort towards you. Then eventually, you'll tire of me. And I'll become cold, detached, and distant all over again.

It's raining.
          The Walking Dead.
          Cuddling.
          Do you pick up what I'm putting down.
          
           Of course not.

I can't stand someone who claims that they like someone SO much, but a week later, they LOVE someone else. Slow down, it's honestly not that serious. Find someone worth liking, and like them. Don't move guy/girl to guy/girl in a matter of a day because a certain someone doesn't like you back. Irritates the crap out of me.

Boys like it when you're playfully mean to them. 
          
           Call them names.
           Punch their shoulders.
           Murder their families.

If you can't take a joke, there's a 99.9% chance we can't be friends.

"Can you believe there are plants that are illegal?
          
           Plants, dude."
          
           Lol, can you believe there is love that's illegal?
          
           Love, dude.

how to kiss a girl:
          
           1. start off with slow kisses.
           2. when she's least expecting it, jam your tongue down her throat so no one can hear her screams.
           3. swallow her whole.
           4. slither away you feisty anaconda.