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Fudge I just really love The Band’s Visit. UGH! It’s! So! Good!

Currently crying over how great Once On This Island is

Goshdarn it I love The Band’s Visit 

*Karen Smith does anything in Mean Girls*
          Me: You’re doing amazing sweetie!

Phineas and Ferb’s parents were the most unproblematic couple on television

 #stressed

Haha I’m l o n e l y #lifegoals

Hey Siri how can I stop mccrying over forking Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s new episode?

Lmao don’t u love it when you get kicked out of a carnival for screaming about broadway to loud #lifegoals

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