m.

i have a couple in mind but what do i get in return? i need a good bargain. ALSO yes, it’s the norm to respond on other’s mb? why have you been so lost, fellow. tsk. 

@flowridahh I was being satire ☠️ You outta everyone should have known that lmaoo

@whorekiss I got a laugh out of those usernames because what the fuck are those? ☠️ I’ll take them into consideration if I want to fuck boy-ify it

you probably won’t see this until way later, you should check wattpad more often you know ):

i think i’m gonna go to sleep now since i have work tomorrow and uni. wish me luck TT

you know what it’s okay, i can’t remember lol 

you’ve got me a tad bit worried, mr. snowman. 

ahem- hello, ring ring? i’d like some conformation on the fact that you are doing alright, thank you. 

same pinch, my braincells are currently snoozing else i’d have thought of more. i sound quite gallant with all this talent innit. but gentle reminders are typically snubbed, atleast by my professors- not a good experience sir. atleast wattpad should treat people who’ve been here for almost a decade, special treatment. hmph.