Em

Got you

What do you call a cat that was caught by the police?
          The Purrrpetrator

Don't ask about my sexuality.
          You won't get a straight answer.
          
          (I'm Pansexual)

Do you know how to make holy water?
          You boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side? 
          Don't worry, he's all right now.

A joke for you guys-
          If you play UnderTale  and get the true pacifist ending, I guess you could call yourself a paci-frisk.

HEY!
          I'm back from vacation and have my laptop back, so a new chapter to "A Year to Remember" will (hopefully) be up tonight! Yay!
          ~Fluffy-chan

-IMPORTANT-
          I will not update all week this week. My family will be out of town, so I won't have access to my laptop all week to write a new chapter. 
          Sorry :(
          ~Fluffy-chan

What is Forest Gump's password?
          1forest1

Brosidon: god of the Brocean