HOLA MEH LOVELIES!!!!!!!!
            MY NAME IS MYA . NO NOT MAYA OR MAYRA MY+ A ITS LIKE TWO WORD THINGY MA BOBBS. COUPLE THINGS BOUT ME WELL YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THAT I ............AM................AWESOMELY.........AWESOME...OH AND YES I KNOW I'M WRITING THIS IN FULL CAPS IT MAKES IT LOOK HOW YOU SAY MORE DRAMATIC............ WOOOOHOOOOOO NO IDEA WHY I JUST DID THAT ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKE ONE DIRECTION,WOLVES,BUNNYS,PENGUINS,MONKEYS,FOOD,AND NOW I'M OFF TOPIC BUT IF YOU LIKE THEM (DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ALL) WE WILL GET ALONG JUST FINE (person says in creepy stalker voice)
O..M...G.... W-WHAT I-IF IM-M  B-BEING S-SSTALKED N-NOW 
    HOLY SHIZ NIT I PROBABLY AM WHAT IF THEY COME IN HERE AND EAT ME OR WORSE FEED ME TO THERE EVIL UNICORN WHO WILL MAKE ME RUN ON A HAMSTER WHEEL FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND-AND- AND WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? BOOK I NOW I HAVE MEMORY LOSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT WHY WAS I YELLING NO?!? OH WELL WELLZ I GOT TO GO MY LOVLIES PLEASE EAT MILK AND COOKIES OH AND WATCH OUT FOR SANTA MY FRIENDS SAID THAT HE'S A BAD EVIL MAN BECAUSE HE STALKS ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD OH NOOOOOOOO
PSTTTT.......PSTTTTTTTT BE CAREFUL 
LOVE YA LOVELIES 
DUECES (GANGSTA POSE)