Hello! I see you've stumbled on my profile.  I'm @flyawaybird (pen name: IRM). I write books when I'm not reading fanfiction (which is a very rare occurrence). Do you have any tips on how to get out of the abyss that is Wattpad's fanfic section? I need help. 
That cutie pie in my profile picture is my dog. She stuck her head through a hole in the wall my dad made when he took out the pellet stove.

Things I like:
-Sleeping
-Eating
-Breathing
-Writing
-My dog
-My cat (may his fat little soul rest in peace)
-My turtle (when his tank doesn't make the living room smell)
-Traveling (who doesn't like traveling? I've never heard anyone say they hate it)
-Jazz hands (Who doesn't like jazz hands? Monsters. Monsters don't like jazz hands)
-Siblings (once every full moon after a virgin has been sacrificed)

Things I don't like:
-Siblings (any time other than what's stated above)
-Haters
-People who don't think bisexuality is a thing (practically the same as 'haters')