matthew

I love absolutely everything on ur profile!! I bet ur an amazing mother to ur 4 kids!! And your "rap" was the best thing I have ever read 

this is the last time i’m asking you this

i saw a real life karen today. she had florida plates and she opened her door in the middle of the road to flip off a car, and then she poured coffee on it. i also saw a guy in a bunny costume, a lady walking a cat, a guy who was wearing a costume of prince james from sofia the first, and i saw a van with like 10 kids in it going in circles in a wendy’s parking lot!

when do you go on spring break if you haven’t already

lover

Sorry I missed your call. I took too long to answer because I was busy dancing to the ringtone
          Exercise? I thought you said extra fries

i hate being the middle child man this shit sucks

what color is grass

when’s your birthday

did you die