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Florida. Fucking. Sucks.
My stupid lawn umbrella almost flew away in the pouring rain so I had to go out and get it, but the thing is THE UMBRELLA IS HUGE AND DOESNT LIKE TO CLOSE PROPERLY. my lawn chairs and table fell over when I was trying to get it, and now I'm looking like a drowned rat and the whole kitchen is wet.
Also, as soon as I slam the door and try calming down, the rain stops. Sunshine state my ass