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bella please adopt me I FUCKING CANNOT WITH MY GODDAMN MOTHER.
YOU KNOW?? I have a sore throat today caused by my viral throat infection that I CANNOT cure (it's really incurable, I asked the damn doctor) and I know my mom will continue to nag about, "OH YOU DON'T DRINK WATER THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS—" I DO DRINK WATER AND PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER HAS THIS ISSUE— so I decided that I won't say it unless it gets really bad and IT REALLY DID, IT HURTS, AND SO I GO TO MY MOM ASKING, "Mom, can I get some medicine for my throat? It's the usual." AND SHE REJECTS ME—
"No, you have a sore throat because you never drink water, and you deserve it!"
Mom. I fucking drink water. I'm a human. I still drink water.
But yeah I really really fucking want to commit crimes but yet I don't wanna sit in jail so— PLEASE ADOPT ME.