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@qromisesneverlast
If you read this,
Gamzee honked in your ears (i dont care)
Dio burned your Minecraft dog (i dont have one)
Ryuko took your life fibers (i dont have a life)
Kirby sucked up your soul. (again,dont have one)
Tequila Joseph turned you gay (i already am gay)
Legoshi devoured your furry tail and cat ears (never had them)
a Creeper blew your house up. (this happened this morning)
Sans gaster blasted your kneecaps (my kneecaps are already fucked up)
Mapleshade killed your roblox gf (never had one)
Villager built you into a house (what?)
Susie rude bustered your peepee (im a woman)
Purple Guy is the man behind the slaughter (i knew it)
Killer Queen touched your happiness (happiness?whats that?)
Water Sheep has entered your water sources (yes)
Aggretsuko went sicko mode on your work (oh fuck)