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no one:
          me, pretending to be a parent on the internet: gasp! this list of common household pills can kill my child?!?!?

ayo go follow my art account on tiktok named @emmatier_ if you're poggers

i say that i was the type of girl to only hang out with boys when i was younger butbwhat i mean is that i was the type of girl to stand there uncomfortably while they played with nerf guns because they gave me a one shot pistol and all had giant ass bazooka guns and i didn’t want to get ✨b e a t✨

everyone remind me to pt salt on my windows today because some being stalked

so,,, just read sam cortland’s death, will never be the same

ave atque vale, will herondale 

Hey, if you're into the Riordanverse, please go check out my new story, The Stolen Dagger! *bows* thank you

*PLS READ* 
          i’m guessing that almost of my followers don’t read percy jackson books, but how would you guys feel about an oc story? it’s like a book but in the setting of camp half blood, 5 characters i’ve developed a bit go on a quest? would anyone read it? pls reply i want input 

disney’s adapting percy jackson, i’m so fucking exCITED

MY BEST FRIEND JUST INDIRECTLY CALLED ME HER BEST FRIEND AND I WAS NEVER SURE IF I WAS AKSKFNEJFNX