foreskinfour

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @koreene ! yes, i realize it was yesterday, but i was out like a light as soon as i got home from the movies with u and phil.

foreskinfour

It amazes me that I can't seem to shake my writer's block at 10:00 am, the only convenient time for me to write, but at 2:40 am when I'm supposed to be sleeping so I'm energized for that event that randomly popped up tomorrow, it's no problem.

foreskinfour

I was sobbing during a presentation about suicide I had to go to with my mom, and she reached out to hug me, so I thought she'd say something comforting, but instead she just says, "don't ever leave the house without brushing your teeth again."
          Fml

foreskinfour

when your sibling effs up and your parents just decide its your fault
          
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          WELL IM SORRY
          DIDN'T REALIZE ROBLOX WAS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY DAMN SCHOOLWORK

foreskinfour

so you like the boy next door.
          *facepalm*
          so you tell your little brother, because you trust that he won't use it against you like he did last time.
          *facepalm*
          so yesterday night, it was real pretty and for once you could see a lot of the stars, and the boy next door and his little brothers and older sister(who's like lowkey awesome) and your little brother are playing outside.
          *facepalm*
          so then you decide "hey. maybe i don't look to crappy today. i'll go hang out." 
          *facepalm*
          and so you get dressed into your favorite comfy/cute shirt and some jeans and you go outside. ya moron.
          *facepalm*
          while you're hangin out, you wanna look like a cool big sister in front of the boy next door.
          *facepalm*
          so you chase your little brother, who you thought would be down with this, since he's gone along with schemes to make you look good before.
          *facepalm*
          and your little brother, being the donkeyhat little biscuit he is, (if you get that then good job) starts yelling ridiculously loudly, "if you don't stop chasing me, im gonna tell Marcus about ya c-word!"
          *facepalm*
          you don't know what to do, because the boy next door has suspected you before, you decide, it's less embarrassing to say something like this, "I'M PROUD OF MY COIN COLLECTION AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS" than say, "no one's gonna care. he doesn't even live here," or something that conceals the fact that your "c-word" is skating around the street, listening to this conversation as you slowly die inside.
          *facepalm*
          and then you go inside to watch scream with his older sister because she was there to look after your little brother, because it didn't work out so good last time, and scary movies always make you feel better, because you figure it's worse to be murdered by your boyfriend then know that the boy next door knows he's the c-word. and you want popcorn. because it's scream, dammit. and you discover you have no popcorn. who ate it all, you wonder?
          YOUR DONKEYHAT LITTLE BROTHER.
          *facepalm*

foreskinfour

p.s. if boy next door has wattpad, your name uh...your name is um...its totally marcus. yea. and my name, um....my name isn't really liv. its.....its uh....elena gilbert. yea.
            
            kill me now.
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