foreveryoung93

Hi

*texting friend*
          
          Her: My one direction poster ripped and it took Louis' pants off.
          Me: Oh my goodness
                 Hold the phone
                 Ahhhhhh
                 I need to do surgery if I come to urs.
                 *thinks* heheh his pants came off*
          Her: Ok
          Me: HE MUST SURVIVE.
                 Lol I'm still hungry.
           OHKAYYYY

WHAT IF ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERY GIRL ON EARTH WOKE UP WITH A PENIS AND ALL THE GUYS WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA. 
          
          Said my friend.

WHAT DOES THE CRAIC SAY?
          WEY HEY WEY HEY WEY HEY!!!!

That look on your face before you sneeze...
          
          You all know that's some ugly shiz...

What time does Niall Horan wake up?
          At the craic of dawn..
          That's weyhey too early for me..
          
           CRAIC DADDY OUT!! ✌️

Having a mini party in bed at 8:06pm. Rocking out and lip-sinking to One Direction.
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          THIS IS WHAT MIDNIGHT MEMORIES HAS DONE TO ME

3k!!!!! DONT LET ME GO IS SAH PROGRESSIVE!!! (Not compared to those stories dat have shiz loads of reads) but yeah... Thanks everyone who reads it <3

What does burnt pizza and a pregnant lady have in common? 
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          SOME IDIOT FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT IN TIME!!!! :,)