*in bold* "My name is Y/N Y/L/N, and I'm addicted to BTS."
*dramatic piano music plays in the background to set a serious, heavy mood*
*think death note ok*
"So basically," the tearful teen began, voice trembling with her hands, "I didn't even mean to join the fandom and become an army... At first, I just wanted to know their names."
Interviewer, *leaning forward in fake concern*: What happened?
The girl shrugged, tears slipping free. "Idk man, I just started to /really/ look at them, you know? And...they were /beautiful/."
Interviewer, *wanting a raise in pay*: You say you're addicted to BTS. What exactly do you mean by this statement?
"I just..." Miss Y/L/N trailed off, clearly distraught, "I'm obsessed. I pray to and worship them every day, every hour, every few minutes tbh. God? Don't know her~"
Interviewer: You view the band as higher than God? Worth praying to, and worshipping, often?
Y/N nodded fervently. "I adore all seven of them with every cell in my body - And like my cells, my love multiplies and spreads all the time."
Interviewer, *grimacing uncomfortably*: ...Does this not interfere with your everyday life?
Y/N threw up sad gang signs. "It be like that."
*screen slowly fades to black as the frowning interview shakes their head*
[ My Strange Addiction, episode 0.0, was released 2k19... The show was finally canceled.
"Oof," was the director's response, "I'mma go pet my Minecraft pig to feel better." ]
(i did what had to be done; you're welcome. -Hannah) EDIT: repost from my mb bcus i spent a long time writing this art and also ily <333