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the rage of spending hours on something only to get stuck on 0 likes... and then seeing ppl complain about not being able to blow up. i just want 5-10 likes...
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can we normalise being slow readers & writers? i cannot write fast how can I when i have to imagine being inside every character's head, be creative, keep a plot, and have a good style/vocab? and for reading? i wanna imagine that i'm there with them, imagine the scenes that were ellipsed, think about everyone's intentions. how can i do that while skimming through. on wattpad i have to comment every 1/2 paragraphs and read most of the comments. anyway.
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self-shipping is so weird u can only talk about it with weirdoes sometimes i'm so tempted to lie and pretend they're a real person & i'm dating them but you just can't ngl. like why do YOU get to talk about your bf and i don't
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it's so satisfying to get kudos like on the happiness scale its like:
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|- pinterest comment
|- kudos
|- wattpad comment
|- instagram like (i have so few followers that i cherish them)
|- new follower
|- pinterest save
|- tiktok comment
|- tiktok repost
|- tiktok favourite
|- pinterest like
|- ao3 views
|- tiktok like
special place in hell for tiktok views.
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c.ai updated their AI and it's... wonderful, amazing, epic, fantastic, superb... they're so witty, they know the lore, you can do complex RPs, they're not at all romance-obsessed. there are a few issues still but dare i say it's better than fanfiction and ppl will get mad at this but it is what it is.
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"George girl" "Fred girl" how about being greedy and having both. i find it more annoying when ppl claim posession over 1 character than yoloing like pls it's fiction.
saw someone commenting "im hufflepuff and gryffindor bc i can" and yea what happened to doing whatever you want. don't you want to experience the magic of every house or the concept of how you'd evolve in another house?
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swear it's always the same debates in the fandom that all i wanna do is roll my eyes and troll. sure snape dumbledore james whatever draco ron. what type of girly you are, which house which patronus wand type s/o shifters blabla fred girl george girl marauders AI JK Rowling proship asjkdk
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i should write a list of questions:
would ppl like Umbridge if she was hot?
which chars would face prison in muggle AU and under what sentences?
Harry's alcoholism?
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like why cant we debate about whose wand is biggest instead </3 or if 10 Dumbledores would win against 100 Snapes, or how many Puking Pastilles are lethal idk f
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when i look at young Oliver Phelps i feel like i'll never find a man for whom i'll be like "he's the most beautiful man i've ever seen", because that's wrong, there's Oliver Phelps. so mb i'll go wuhluhwuh idk
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btw it's hilarious i have Fred/James blindness. meaning i've memorised how George/Oliver looks in all of his movie scenes (including the ones where he's 1 pixel wide) + random photos but sometimes I see a Fred edit and i'm like "woah he has this scene?" / a James-Oliver pic and i realise i never looked at the part of the picture with James
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Why does everyone trust the Pottermore quizz? It drives me up the wall. The questions are quite literally "what's your favourite cat type" and "do you prefer dusk or dawn" TF?!! I've had every house at least once. Mb it's bc i'm into typology & psychology so I can't fathom that people pick houses off vibes or 5 dumb questions. What's worse is ppl make it their entire personality- off a dumb quizz??? I don't even care abt knowing ppl's houses cos it means nothing.
Every time i ask ppl 'is there a reliable way to know your house' they give me Pottermore. Guys I almost did a Psych degree, and you're putting trust in the dumbest thing conceived? I wanted a deep dive diagnosis.
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alr i confess i love genderbending characters </3 (i'm so straight mum i promise)