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                             i watch way too many pointless documents about significant murders
                              and insignificant murderers  
                              for it to be healthy
                               and write about people i'm confusedly in love with 
                               and luring people in to poking fun at themselves 
                               is what i do for living
                                                    
                                                       god, i'm hilarious
                                                         no actually. i'm just a bitch 
                                                         who uses tea as an excuse to act posh