"OK, wow. Fuck that. Fuck all of that. Every inch of that should be fucked."

"I won't air-brush history; who do you think I am, Joseph Stalin?"
"No, because let me tell you, you don't have one tenth of his charm."

Mars is called the red planet because it sided with the communists in the cold war.

"It was fucked, it was so fucked, all of it was fucked."
-- History of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

"...that guy from Al Qaeda; Stalin..."
-- CK, 2014

"'Communism'? What the fuck is 'Communism'?"
- America probably

1 2 3 4 I declare a nuclear war.

Three students are in a history class. The teacher asks them, "What is the definition of communism?"
"Equal rights," says the first. 
"Slavery," says the second. 
"The colour red," says the third. 
The teacher looks to the third student and says, "You're not wrong."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Communism."
"Fuck."

"The machine of capitalism is oiled with the blood of the workers." 
-- Homer Simpson

"Come on down to the Stuart Mill movie night and bring your communist spirit."
"That says 'community', honey."
"No it doesn't.
"But it--"
"No it doesn't."