If Remus had survived, not Romulus, he would have gone on to found the Roman Empire.

But it wouldn't be called the Roman Empire, it would be the Reman Empire.

It wouldn't be Rome, it would be Reme.

It wouldn't be the Romans, it would be the Remans.

And we would all be laughing about the Romans.

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I'm not dumb, okay. I'm just...complicated.

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"This could be tough. I mean, I'm a beefcake, but not a certified beefcake."

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"Just how dumb are you?"

"It varies."

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Do you think the druids played hide and seek at Stonehenge?

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