Tox

Saw a Boy’s Axe at TSC,
          I wanted it, 
          but,
          it was money I didn’t,
          need to spend, 
          so it’s still there,
          on the rack,
          at TSC. 
          
          A poem by me. 

I don’t care if it’s a “dead meme,” NEVER goon. 

JUST ONE MORE CAST AND WE’LL CATCH THE BIGGEST FISH EVER. JUST ONE MORE CAST.

Had some more cavities filled today and they must’ve messed something up because it hurts far more this time than it did the other two. The last two times I barely noticed it but this time it hurts like heck.

Roxanne wolf mogs the frick out of Loona. She is the better fictional tomboy. 

I’m a dang simp and I wish I wasn’t.

Recently I’ve been looking at a lot of Columbo crossovers. I like them, they’re funny.

I’m tired, man. I think I need to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail.

Mfs who make the “Joseph when the three wise men came to visit Marry” joke either forgot or couldn’t be arsed to know that he was visited by an angel too.

Btw, if you’re wondering about chapter three it’s coming soon I promise.